hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via petitechatonn)

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ayelroyjetsonyo:

oh Botha

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

(via petitechatonn)

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theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via youaremynirvana)

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strawberry-nymphets:

maybeimalittle:

callerina:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Not any kind of baby monkey. A baby monkey taking a bath.

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HE SUCKS HIS THUMB